“In fully automatic mode, it doesn’t take any imagination to see dozens of bodies falling in front of your barrel,” he writes after comparing it to a bazooka.
That’s just one of the priceless lines from Gersh Kuntzman’s article posted Tuesday by the New York Daily News.
You know the NYDN right?
These are some of past their fish-wrappers, so you know they are as impartial as Katie Couric at a VCDL meeting (too soon?)
Anyhow, Kuntzman and his team of hardy compatriots ventured down to a Philly gun store/range and spent an entire day submerging themselves in gun culture, perhaps clad in a Tyvek suit complete with doubled latex gloves to keep the Freedom from touching their skin, and what they found would have shocked Brian Williams right out of his helicopter.
Grab your popcorn, let’s digest the mind-blowing soul rape that is Kuntzman’s Craigslist hookup with an AR.
“I’ve shot pistols before, but never something like an AR-15. Squeeze lightly on the trigger and the resulting explosion of firepower is humbling and deafening (even with ear protection).” “The recoil bruised my shoulder.” “The brass shell casings disoriented me as they flew past my face.” “The smell of sulfur and destruction made me sick.”
Wait for it, wait for it. Here is what you came here and made it this far to reach– the money shot.